Showing posts with label Retardiculous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retardiculous. Show all posts

July 10, 2008

Dancehall Madness


:::WARNING: Adult Themes Shown in Above Video:::
I snagged the above video from DJ Soul's Blog that show a clip of some "high-impact" reggae-dancehall dancing by a tourist on some resort-beach-island-party affair.... Now while this sort of thing is not necessarily new... The whole physicality of what this girl goes through with one of the event-dancers [I guess..] at this event is bananas... like... rolling in the sand bananas...

January 17, 2008

Bulkin Up?


As usual Mr. Jay Smooth has some slightly witty but definately on point commentary about "Rap-steriods-gate" [ah..yeah I know that sounds corny...].

August 22, 2007

Kinda O'Riell-ed Up


Interesting commentary from Jay Smooth of the looong-running Underground Railroad radio show on WBAI [that name took me back to my high school days of listening to his show @ 2AM on a weeknight when I should be sleeping or studying...]. Everyone [that's not right-wing conservative.. that is..] already knows what a douche-bag Bill O'Rielly is. He recently went on one of his regular tirades against rappers/ hip-hop by criticizing Virginia Tech for booking Nas for a show on their campus. Jay does a good & slightly humorous job of exposing Billy for the contradictory, slimey, co-worker harassing, hate-mongering pr!ck that he is... chuuch!

July 3, 2007

:::The Fire Zealot:::


Just giving some word of advice... take it or leave it... use it or ignore it... With this being the season of the BBQ I think it's my duty to give a little advice of BBQ-ing etiquette. This is all coming from experience.. recent experience... like yesterday afternoon experience.. anyway no more babbling.

Over the last few days, I've been taking advantage of the weather to bar-be-que some dinner in my back yard when I get home. Since I have yet to buy a decent BBQ grill I have been trying my hand on a $20 charcoal grill over the last couple weeks... Now, many of you reading this would think that I would/should be extremely careful when dealing with fire... ah well.... I guess not. I have been a little over-zealous with the lighter fluid. Yesterday after soaking the coals with lighter fluid, I threw a lit match stick on the coals & WHOoOSH!! The flame was like over 3 feet high... I quickly threw the lid of the grill over the raging flames... whew!... let me let it sit with the lid closed for a bit...

About 3 minutes later it appeared as if the flames died down... light smoke came out of the corners of the grill.. cool now I can open it..... I stand right over the grill the open the lid.... and WHoooOsh!!... the flames damn near burned my face right off! I actually stumbled away from the grill temporarily blinded for a few seconds from the intensity of the fumes and later found out [through my wifey] that my eyelids and beard were actually singed from the flames.... crazy...

Word of advice... no playeth with flames... no good... Don't say I never warned you.

May 9, 2007

Work Out Your Face!


You gotta luv these "home shopping network" channels and the vendors/hosts that go thru some of the most @$$inine dumbonstrations ever!

The beautiful piece of film making above is a demonstration on the QVC Channel of a revolutionary product called "Facial Flex". You are sure to buy one as soon as you view this... happy flexxin'!