Hangin For Dear Life...

Help...mee!

This is just BEYOND RIDICULOUS at this point. The photograph that you are looking at directly above is of a raccoon that got stuck in the hollows of a tree in the lot beside my crib [I guess this raccoon was eatin will]. I guess the raccoon eventually died of starvation or something....but wait!..this is the kicker right here..This picture was taken close to a month ago by me and guess what...that thing is STILL stuck in the tree...That's right folks...I have called the parks department, NYC Information Center..you name it and all everyone can say is "we only collect vermin that is dead on the street". I know these idiots don't expect me to climb up the tree and get that sucker.....man, I know when the weather warms up that thing is gonna be stinkin'...Imma hafta call one of this "Shame-On-You" TV programs or something to get this situation rectified because this is definitely BEYOND RIDICULOUS!!!