Wilbur's In The Houuuse!

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my "routine" check up...well at least it's called a routine check up. But in all honesty, I can't remember the last time that I went for a check up. Anyway I went to the doctor's office beaming with confidence and left the doctor's office with the realization that I'm a short pudgy little piggly-wiggly. I found out that I am actually 5 feet 10 inches tall as opposed to the 6 feet that I've been telling everyone for the last 7 years of my life. My damn driver's license says 6 feet!! 6 feet sounds so much better than 5ft 10". I also found out that I am like 45 pounds overweight...damn! Needless to say I ain't happy with the self/doctor-imposed diet that will have to be the norm until I loose some weight. I guess it could be worse. I knew that there was a reason I stayed away from that damn place!