Crazy-Cleanse

A few days ago, my wifey & I went through a moment of temporary insanity by thinking that we could try this extreme weight loss diet called the Master Cleanse or "Lemonade" diet. Let me tell those of you that haven't ever tried it that this ain't your average diet. You have to take a laxative every night before bed. When you get up in the morning [after the beeline to the bano...of course..TMI.. I know], you have to drink the equivalent of 4 cups of sea-salt distilled water. After a few more beelines [ugh] you have the distinct pleasure of drinking 6 cups of lemonade [substitute the sugar with all natural maple syrup] with a pinch of cayenne pepper [double-ugh]. That's IT!!!

Originally we had planned to do it for 20 days but at day 3 I came but my damn senses....... Crazy!!!